Do People Really Eat at Stripclub Buffets?

Obviously they do, otherwise these watermarks of classiness wouldn't continue to spend the time and money on keeping buffet items on hand... This strange pairing of food and flesh is either brilliant or overtly offensive... Either way, a stripclub buffet has to attract a pretty bizarre crowd...

I just wonder what goes through the mind of a "first-timer" upon entering a stripclub at mid-day with a rumble in his belly, and a stirring in his pants...

I see two polarizing experiences...

Perspective A:

"Alright... No cover, all I can eat for $10.00 and naked chicks... The dude who pioneered this is a friggin' genius... Sweeeet, they have chicken wings, mozzarella stix and pizza? Nice, there's a prime spot - right by the stage... Awww yeah! This shit is the bomb! this next set is a 2 for 1 AND I still have 45 minutes of my lunch break to enjoy rad food and the female form... I would be stupid to not do this at least once a week..."

Perspective B:

"Oh, boy... Can't believe I'm doing this, but a $10.00 buffet is a $10.00 buffet...
Yikes, what kind of sleaze-ball sat in his office and thought that this was a good idea?
Well, at least I get to see some hot spripp-- oh good lord, is that a birthmark, or a scab? That's a scab, definitely a scab... How do you get a scab up there?
Shit, I actually have to eat here, huh?... Don't suppose they have an "Ace of Diamonds clean-team" either...Okay, lets find a decent spot to sit -- I can't be too close to the stage so I can avoid looking/feeling/being creepy... Who am I kidding; today I'm a bonafide cheese-dick...
Oh god, I have to sit next to the 'nam vet in the wheelchair who looks chatty... Oh boy, "scabby" just finished her set and is headed this way... Alright, lesson learned... No longer do I care about the $10.00, just get me the fuck out of this place..."

I would like to think I would be of the latter experience, but who knows...

I guess I could equate it to... To be honest, I don't think there is much you can equate eating food at a strip club to...