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Who in God's name green-lit this one...?
DJ Malcolm made his "scratch-tastic" debut on opening night at Lambeau Field just one American-hour before kick-off... Seeing something like this, I can comfortably say that I bore witness to the lamest, most forced and awkward white moment in history...
Not only does this kind of music have no business being anywhere near Green Bay, WI, after doing a little research (http://www.myspace.com/djmalcolmmcintosh) apparently this master of the turntables is from Australia... Which makes the whole situation that much more confusing...
So. to recap...
A white Australian "bloke" came to America with two turntables and a pocket full of dreams... Only to get a gig scratching house music in Green Bay, Wisconsin one hour before game time- when the only people in the stadium to hear him were elderly Packers fans who like to get there before it gets too crowded..
It is safe to say that DJ Malcolm's set closed to little applause amongst a sea of disgusted and confused senior-citizens, and long snappers...
Awkward it was...
Not only does this kind of music have no business being anywhere near Green Bay, WI, after doing a little research (http://www.myspace.com/djmalcolmmcintosh) apparently this master of the turntables is from Australia... Which makes the whole situation that much more confusing...
So. to recap...
A white Australian "bloke" came to America with two turntables and a pocket full of dreams... Only to get a gig scratching house music in Green Bay, Wisconsin one hour before game time- when the only people in the stadium to hear him were elderly Packers fans who like to get there before it gets too crowded..
It is safe to say that DJ Malcolm's set closed to little applause amongst a sea of disgusted and confused senior-citizens, and long snappers...
Awkward it was...
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