Do You Have Your Own Day? 'Cuz I Friggin' Do...

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Probably one of the coolest things to ever happen to me...

Even though the majority of the information is inaccurate, I'm stoked they gave me 24 whole hours...

In efforts to help the Chaskans have a more authentic celebration next year I offer the following suggestions...

1. The entire day should be spent in pajama pants, slippers and t-shirts brandishing ironic slogans and 80's references...

2. 80-95% of your day at work should be spent in headphones...

3. Party balls...

Be careful out there...

Coming up With New Blogging Material Proving to be More Difficult Than Amateur Blogger Thought it Was Going to be...

Quantity of Bumper Stickers Closely Tied to Shittiness of Driver...

A recent study conducted by me over the course of my entire driving career has given way to a major breakthrough in the relationship between shitty drivers and bumper-stickers they proudly display to the world.

And after much deliberation and math, I've come up with a simple equation displayed on the rear-window of the above atrocity...

Be careful out there...